May 2013
39 posts
demigodofhoolemere:
i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
April 2013
60 posts
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
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